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I'm always ready. Either with a joke or a lie...
I feel this is appropriate... I mean this little site has had some powerful effects on my life ( Read more... ) -
The Truth about Poetry
The truth is... I write a shit ton of poetry. I know, I know. How much more feminine is fatal ( Read more... ) -
Bitch.
Please. -
I'm a hustler baby.
So last week I went to auditions for this band. I beat all the other applicants. Tonight would be the first real practice.
And I am sick as a dog. My throat hurts. And my voice is raspy.
They'll understand, right?
Extremely,
Breitbarth.
P.S. I just want you to know. -
This goes out to Skyler Anderson...
MASTERBATION ( Read more... ) -
I was born to rock. Duh.
Aaron Breitbarth. Rock/metal music singer. Coming soon. I guarantee it ( Read more... ) -
Speech Impediment.
46% (Yankee). Barely in the Yankee category.
To find out how much Southern blood your speech shows, simply choose the words you use below, then press "Compute My Score!" at the end. The Alpha Dictionary will compute your score and tell you where you're coming from: are you (all) speaking Bubbaese or are you(se) a Yankee Doodle Dandy? The higher ( Read more... ) -
a personal fantasy.
Whether you do or don't know, in my secretive mind I am a bit of a romantic. Whilst readings a friend's post about an upcoming two-person picnic, I was inspired to post a bare-bones summary of one of my fantasies ( Read more... ) -
Fiddlesticks.
I have been advised against going home... See you all... Someday.