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COLLEGE HO!!!
I can't wait to go back to McKendree. Sure it is nice to have friends, family, and girls here (Really mostly just Pete and occasionally Steffan). And sure, I don't wanna go back to never doing my laundry and football--ick, that sent a shiver down my back--but sacrifices need to be made ( Read more... ) -
Absolutely marvelous.
This is directly copied from an e-mail my incle sent me, probably a chain letter, but it is fabulous ( Read more... ) -
Ahoy there.
So, the pain is so contant I am kinda used to it. I can't eat, and I can't talk much... but I am adapting. I am, however, bored out of my mind. Also, I am fiending for solid food and "information" like none other. I feel like a crack addict, begging for a cheeseburger. The ONLY thing I have ingested is ice water and sour apple jello ( Read more... ) -
Fucking Aye.
Surgery fucking sucks.
Recovery fucking sucks.
Medications fucking suck.
meh.
Breathlessly,
Breitbarth. -
Oh fiddlesticks.
Motherfucker ( Read more... ) -
John Wayne Gacy, Jr.
Listen to the song "John Wayne Gacy, Jr." by Sufjan Stevens. I think it is absolutely beautiful, but it is utterly disturbing. John Wayne Gacy was one fucked up guy. I could never be that kind of serial killer. -
Do you want more?
Any of you who have taken shrooms know that you can see some crazy things. Well, last time I was shrooming I listened to the song "Encore" by Jay-Z and Linkin Park. I don't like Stinkin Park, but that song really spoke to me ( Read more... ) -
Strange, but true.
As the melodic punk band Lagwagon once said, "Let's talk about feelings ( Read more... ) -
JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT GAY. I LIKE SHORT GIRLS, AND GIRLS IN GENERAL.
JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT GAY. I LIKE SHORT GIRLS, AND GIRLS IN GENERAL (especially since there are no girls taller than 6'5 ( Read more... ) -
Update.
1. I miss Gretchen at McKendree.
2. I miss Megun at Depaul.
3. I miss Laura Cross's conversation and free therapy.
4. Haste the Day rocks.
5. Working like a man is sweet... Clearing joint boards is tedious.
6. I must go play with Pete.
All you people currently partying at U of I... have one for me.