Whee.

[birdshit]

So I figured I should update. Or something. But I really have no idea what to say here. I mean, it's not like anything exciting happened to me today. I haven't been stabbed or slept with a stripper, and nothing has terribly pissed me off. And my X-Box wasn't stolen. If anything, I have had a nice, quiet week of having the house to myself since the

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[bahimiron]

You're wrong, Birdy. You're the worst people.

People like me and Ekchuah and Milkman Dan are predictable. We hate everything and everyone.

You're a two-faced shit who pretends to like everyone and then turns to his hateful friends to bitch about them all.

Tony says, "Oh Blaze, you're a hoot! Tee hee!"
Tony pages: I hate Blaze so much my teeth bleed.

Erik says, "Ha ha. Your tales are wacky!"
Erik pages: She's such a whore.

I would fear what you say behind my back, but I don't, cos fuck you, bitch. Ha ha!

[bahimiron]

Also, I didn't say 'verbal ambrosia', I said 'verbal euthanasia'. Ahahaha!

[birdshit]

I never told Blaze I liked him. He would sometimes page me drivel, but I was pretty open about the fact that I detested him and his character. So fuck you. :P

Birdshit

[infocalypse]

I was still polite to Blaze, long after he wrote that song about my char's death.

Does that make me polite, two-faced, sociable, fickle or just insane?

Or m'be masochistic?

[tisiphonemoon]

Christ, you're a lazy bastard. Quit fapfapfapping over your keyboard and post something new here sometime. I'm bored. I'm out of updates to read. You're slackin'.

*whipcrack*

Tisi

[piety]

You should totally write more and add me to your friends list! WEE!

[conditor_maloru]

I don't hate everything

I like cigarettes, rum, whiskey, gin, prescription pain killers, classic cars and cheap Asian prostitutes, for instance. Often at the same time. Ha ha ha! =^_^=

Still, I am happy to be a figure of inspiration.