Zoe is alive! ::Bows and almost trips:: Haven't you all missed me terribly? There ain't no party like a Zoe Birkett party! ::Breaks it down and starts to do the robot:: I've been un-sociable lately and I appoligize.. I've just been so busy with family, and my new hobby, cooking ( Read more... )

Sarah locked me in the closet again! >:O ( Read more... )

Gaz paid for my account and I'm ever grateful. In his honour, I use this icon and will be making a healthy donation to Comic Relief.

To clear things up, by healthy donation I mean I'm just going to accompany Sarah to her special Red Nose Day event and cause trouble.

What?

Miss Sarah and Miss Zoe hit the town last night. The garage clubs in Brixton are wicked every day of the week and every boy in the club (and a few of the girls) were on us for something or another. It feels nice sometimes being seen as nothing but a sexual object. You know I'd never get involved with someone who saw me as only that, but when you're ( Read more... )

As you can clearly see in this icon, Lee Ryan belongs to me. Anyone who begs to differ can answer to my mum. She'll get you with her curling iron, she will! Watch out ( Read more... )

Where did I go, anyway?

I think Saz just locked me in a cold meat locker and left me to die. To die! Evil, I tell you! Hahah I love you Sarah.

Anyhow, I'm Zoe Birkett, and I'm back.

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