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nothing tops off a weekend better than indian food, true blood, and wiener dog blood splattered all over your face.

why THE FUCK can't i ever get a good haircut?? WHY?! i even show pictures!!

i pretty much have scene hair. SCENE HAIR,PEOPLE! and with how thick my hair is, a hairstyle like that...no. i can't even work with it.

whenever you see me, expect me wearing a pony tail all day err day until this cockatoo hair gets longer!

( hard work does pay off! )

i appreciate people who can come up with things like this:

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and this:

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am i the only one that thinks it's okay to wear the same jeans two days in row, just as long as they are relatively clean?

get back at me, people!

if i wake up tomorrow with a conjoined twin, someone please kill me. lately, people just won't leave me the fuck alone. i haven't had one day of complete peace and solitude in forever.

australia is a continent and mt. everest is not in america, regardless of its very american-sounding name.

why did i not know this!

BEST DINNER EVER: eating a piece of chicken, only to look down to find pictures from your dad's colonoscopy.

OH YEAH.

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