Friday night, I puked all over myself, on some guy's couch, on his floor, and on Jen. I have no memory of what happened and that's a first because that never happens to me
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He's just a comedian. Some people think he's over-rated, though I like him, personally. One of his skits was talking about how if you want to leave an impact on people, go to a party, and shit on the coats. I'm sure if you googled it, you could find the transcript.
"Here's another way to be remembered, and again, this is more personal, this more for you, because no one is ever going to know it was you, but you'll know. And that's all that matters. Next time you go to a party, go into the room where all the coats are: shit on the coats. Guarenteed, at some point, someone's going to walk out of that room and go: 'Someone shit on the coats! Someone has shit, all over the coats.' That's the only thing you can say, when someone shits on the coats. 'Someone shit on the coats.' They might say: 'I think someone has shit on the coats.' But you know. You're just afraid to be the bearer of bad news. 'I think someone may have shit, on or around the coat area; there is a smell of shit around the perimeter of the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe that someone must have shit on the coats." But again, you're there, you're watching it all happen, so it's your job, all you're going to do is at some point, you're going to lean in and go: 'What!?', and then blend back into the crowd. 'What
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The only thing I remember from that night (which is so damn unusual) was someone yelling "Get the fuck out of my house! Get the fuck out of my house!" And I remembering thinking, 'We are outside of your house, why are you yelling at me?'
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"Here's another way to be remembered, and again, this is more personal, this more for you, because no one is ever going to know it was you, but you'll know. And that's all that matters. Next time you go to a party, go into the room where all the coats are: shit on the coats. Guarenteed, at some point, someone's going to walk out of that room and go: 'Someone shit on the coats! Someone has shit, all over the coats.' That's the only thing you can say, when someone shits on the coats. 'Someone shit on the coats.' They might say: 'I think someone has shit on the coats.' But you know. You're just afraid to be the bearer of bad news. 'I think someone may have shit, on or around the coat area; there is a smell of shit around the perimeter of the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe that someone must have shit on the coats." But again, you're there, you're watching it all happen, so it's your job, all you're going to do is at some point, you're going to lean in and go: 'What!?', and then blend back into the crowd. 'What ( ... )
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Although I'd never expect to puke all over myself and my friends, either, you know.
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Man.
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That is the funniest, most disgusting party story I've heard yet.
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Brandon, these are not your real friends!
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But then again, I actually wanna see stupid shit like that happen to other people....
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