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[biscuiteater]

Alice bit me tonight. What a whore.listen i am alice wu and this is not myw aserious i am very wrudrunk and i need to drink bore because i love to ru2 drunk and serious beacsue bradndon lkes to risnk with me and i like to drinkot and i haecgladsseds on and ies and o ;pve sex i love sex a lot and las tn ight had sex ith a jeswseew igh awewishg and

Comments

[ashcanprobably]

You had sex with a juicy Jewish guy?

[biscuiteater]

This has been an update by Alice Wu. That jew was a fucking asshole and makes me sick that Alice called him. Like fuck, I want better than that for my friends.

[cominginsecond]

HE CALLED ME!

[that70showfreak]

he even called again saturday night

[mengus]

Brandon is Sammy Davis Jr?

[familyjules]

Drunk posts are always better than every other post on my friends page.

Are you going to be at the game on Sunday?

[biscuiteater]

Hellz yeah.

[lerobocrash911]

sex, hoes, cash, money, jews, and jpegs.

[cominginsecond]

wait hahahah im an idiot

[agloriousday]

oh, ALice Wu, you're legendary

[that70showfreak]

oh alice i love you! friday was amazing even though we dont even remember it!