Ten points to whoever can guess what's going on in this picture!


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There's a guy that's sitting across from me. An evil dirty man that likes to take pictures of his friends while they aren't looking. God only knows how many he's taken. His name is Mark Fiske and he is a pedophile. Beware.


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I HATE GIRLS.Absolutely hate them. Hate them to the point of where I can't stand them. Girls should stop existing. Let's make my life easier ( Read more... )

A message from that one crazy guy we know:Oh Matt? You want to say something Matt? Come over here and say it, chicken head. Come say it to my face. Are you scared Matt? Are you a chicken, you little chicken head? Is that a gobbledy gobble on your neck, you got a little gobbledy right there on your neck Matt. You chicken? Cluck cluck, you little ( Read more... )

Brutal Honesty is the new Debate. I've pretty much stopped wasting my time there, because anytime I post, they already know what's up. Posts about not tipping waiters and general asshole-ishness will get you a goldmine full of "lolz". And no one will suspect a thing as it's relatively fresh, unlike it's old shit stirring friends, racial and furry ( Read more... )

Dogs are annoying. There’s nothing better than driving in states that aren’t Georgia. I smile when I observe a group of interracial friends. I can’t stand deviating from the norm. I abhor blatant conformity. My brother is going to end up in jail. I actually miss high school. My dad is the only person who can make me cry. I laugh at “Livejournal ( Read more... )

I was chilling on the bus not too long ago, coming back from an exhilarating Japanese class. A group of black guys were sitting to my right at the back of the bus discussing calculus and trigonometry. It was the most ghetto intellectual conversation I have ever heard in my life ( Read more... )

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What’s the first thing a girl notices about a guy? Where are her eyes immediately drawn to? The face? Perhaps, a coy smile or deep eyes snatched her sight? His arms? I know burly biceps put Lenita’s heart in a twisted frenzy. Does she notice your hair? Faux-hawks, Mohawks, no-hawks and all? Undeniably, the first thing a fair lady gazes at are your ( Read more... )

You know you’re a Livejournal user when...Your life is boring ( Read more... )