Self deleting post.

Does anyone have the animated .gif of the guy stomping his foot and saying "Fuck yo' post!" I'm looking at you, kh.

Esoteric Interests.If anymore people see my penis this year I think I’m just going to go ahead and abandon clothes altogether. I really don’t need to promote the crap welfare of Filipino babies in sweatshops on the other side of the world by dropping thirty, sometimes forty bucks on a pair of denims that aren’t going to stay buckled around my waist ( Read more... )

“What’s the difference between a U of M student and a MSU student ( Read more... )

If only there was someone who lived quasi close to me, who was twenty one years of age, and willing to buy two fifths of Smirnoff for a underaged person like myself. If only I knew someone nice enough to do that for someone such as myself. If only that person had a car, perhaps a green Saturn named Malik, that would be nice enough to drive me to a ( Read more... )

On The Box:
Alias

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A message from Mrs. Britney Federline:

Hey ya’ll! Why ya'll be making fun of me? Ya'll have no idea what it’s like living in these diamond encrusted shoes.
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Somebody needs to get on the fucking ball down there!

Twice, shame on who?

I just walked across campus, with Mr. Alex Priebe and Idene, dressed in a lime green pimp suit with a red flowered shirt. A deliciously decked ho was to my left and an assasin to my right. We walked to the corner of Shaw and Farm Lane and screamed at the top of your lungs:

Me: Get your bitch ass onto that corner and shake ya booty. Shake ya booty ( Read more... )

I'm never going to get any homework done tonight.

Why am I updating my internet journal? I don't know. Maybe because my internet journal needs some updating rigt now? Fuck. Jen, you were awesome tonight. Same with ALice, Mouse is lucky to have you and I will inform him of this tomorrow when we meet. Amy I'm glad you came over. Mike, I never thought youl liked Amy ad I'm sorry I almost told her ( Read more... )