I picked you some flowers.
You're probably just going to eat them.

-Brian

The problem with finding something infinitely beautiful is of course not being able to spend your entire life studying it. The problem with meeting a person who you for some unrealistic reason connected so flawlessly with that you would waste a year of your life trying to figure out the mathematical solution to the contour of her shoulder is not ( Read more... )

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I have cigarettes for you.
I owe you a couple.
Actually, I don't
But I really want you to contract cancer
So I can watch you lay in bed
Dying.

-Aiden

So, I'm in love with this vampire.
Her teeth aren't that sharp
But I want her to have all of my blood.
And I want her to bring me sick...
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Okay, so last night I had my third fucking dream about Bryce Dallas Howard. I blame the incredible volume of PR Lady in the Water is getting. M. Night Shyalaman should be stabbed in the eyes. I think the problem is that I leave the TV on while I'm going to sleep and in my unconscious state the image of Bryce is just projected into my brain. This ( Read more... )

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Addison the Adderall Addict says:

Murder Our Young: Vote Republican!

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-Aiden

...In Oz, they say that no one can die. This is clearly detailed in The Tin Woodman of Oz. The worst that could happen to someone there is that they could have so much of their physical form destroyed, that they would no longer be able to function in the world.

However, fictional empires aren't anything like Charleston, South Carolina... I ( Read more... )