It's 3:11 am ( Read more... )

Alicia: I don't know, man, this is probably just like that Riley Shannon Clohessy thing from a few years back ( Read more... )

We had agreed to meet on the roof of one of your buildings ( Read more... )

So, I haven't slept in two days ( Read more... )

I built you a dragon ( Read more... )

1. So I decided recently that if I ever take a bullet and live, I'm going to get a bunch of those "Be Nice to Me, I Got a Shot Today" stickers and wear them around for like a week. I don't take anything seriously ( Read more... )

Half-pint of Southern Comfort
Half-pint of Sangria
1 Slice Lime

I know, I know what you're thinking, but try it, it's great.

Stephanie Tanner: DJ, put on some music.
DJ Tanner: Stephanie! Why do I always have to put on the music?
Stephanie Tanner: Because your name is DJ.

-Kyle

Stay where you are ( Read more... )

It turns out you don't love me back ( Read more... )

I have to MC one of my friend's birthday parties tonight ( Read more... )