Well, it wasn't one of the better days; Far from the best. And, I know that that's important to me and I should pay more than an idled attention toward it... However ( Read more... )

She asked, "If you could just keep me locked in a basement ( Read more... )

A Beautiful Dream I Once Had ( Read more... )

... That I've had this week, so far ( Read more... )

I can't believe you ( Read more... )

"Do you think there's enough room for us both to lay down at this end ( Read more... )

Give me a kiss to build a dream on ( Read more... )

So, I had a threesome last night ( Read more... )

My house has central air ( Read more... )

So my brother was like "Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while? We haven't thrown a football around in a while ( Read more... )