Voicemail

[bitch_prince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

"You have

Comments

[the_merriest]

(Intended for Luke!)

"So how is outer space, anyway? I haven't heard from you in ages. There was something going on with those adorable little fuzzy critters over break, but I had to go home to a lightning storm. I have a chocobo now! Remind me, I soooo need to send you pictures."

[gameknowsgame]

[from here]

"Really? That was the best you could come up with? You know, even if I was going to lower my standards enough to play with you - which will never happen - I'd make sure we both had our clothes on!"

[death_of_hope]

[From here!]

"I'm not your 'sweetie' or your 'honey'. Pick up your own damn bread."

Phone Day

[suit_of_sables]

[ here]

"Um... thank you? Who is this? I'm not interested."

Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"PEASANT? Look, buddy, I dunno who the heck it is you think you are, but I gotta tell you, I busted the noses of plenty of over-the-plate asshats who called me nicer shit than that, yo. How 'bout you pull your fancy-pants hoity-toity high an' mighty freakin' behind over here an' try to call me that shit to my face, zoto?"

[From here!]