Voicemail

[bitch_prince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

"You have

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[kestrelswolf]

[from here]

"I am not understanding why you think I is having a problem! You know who I am, we is having class together. I am also not understanding what is a come-on. And am not being a freak, am being a wolf."

[bitch_prince]

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[carsexual]

(From here)

Yeah, hey, is this the pizza place? I just got a call for you guys, don't remember what the guy ordered, but...uh. Now I'm hungry. can I get a large pepperoni delivered to Stark's? Thanks. You can put it on my boss's account. I'm pretty sure he'll never notice.

[bitch_prince]

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Phone Madness!

[heromaniac]

"Hi Hi! It's me! I just called to ask if everything is okay? I just got a voicemail from your boyfriend and he was asking me some really weird question about blowing things up and wanting to kick his boss and I'm not really sure what he was talking about but he was really friendly and nice and all but you may want to check on him to see if he's okay? I mean, I don't really know him so maybe he always calls and leaves messages like that, but... yeah."

Re: Phone Madness!

[bitch_prince]

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[minnesota_teen]

[From here!]

"It's me! Oh my gosh, you better call me back! I had no idea you were into Chuck. Seriously? I mean, wow, right? I kind of don't want to believe it, you know. Considering everything and I don't want to mention the unmentionables over the phone so come fine me!"

[bitch_prince]

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[mrodneymckay]

[From here.]

"Look, I've never met the mayor, so I couldn't care less who he's fond of or invites to tea. Besides, I have much better things to do than sit around drinking tea so you can just get your own stupid scones! And, I don't even wear hats!"