Alrighty! Here's the long, long, LONG overdue thesis and asking of submissions for my Senior Project. It's long, but it's from me, so that should be expected. Please read the entire thing, even if you don't think you'll do it, and pass it on to anyone you think who might.

( Artist proposal )

I have a Nazi fetish. (And 'fetish' as in the 'reverent fascination' definition, not the 'erotic fixation' one.) If I could go back in time and spend some time with anyone in history, or in any place in history, it would be with Hitler, or within the inner circle of the Nazi higher-ups. And I would be ecstatic about it.

There, I admitted it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

This video never ceases to make me LOL.

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September 21, 2009: Season 6 of House starts!

A flowchart to show exactly how free health care would end up working out if it gets passed:

( Welcome to Candyland... )

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