Acid (12:34:41 PM): lol pies for marfa
Acid (12:34:44 PM): owe her one

BiteSizedMenace (12:35:09 PM): how do you end up owing someone a pie
BiteSizedMenace (12:35:36 PM): when is there ever a pie emergency when they're like 'i got you bro. you can has my spare pie'
BiteSizedMenace (12:35:52 PM): and then you get them back later. with *pie*

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