► six → audio。

[bitesvampires]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice - along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.]

Comments

[deadliest6]

[Oh hey. He knows where that heart came from. Not that it shows on his face.]

The owner would be dead.

[bitesvampires]

Needlessly, I imagine.

[deadliest6]

What would make it needless?

[bitesvampires]

As of this moment, I'm tempted by 'everything'.

[totallyinaband]

You got a heart? In the mail?

[bitesvampires]

Yes.

[SO DISGUSTED.]

[totallyinaband]

Is that, like, a warning or something? Or just a really twisted admirer?

[bitesvampires]

I'd prefer the former, but my ego seems to think it's the latter.

[1charmingangel]

You really need new friends.

[bitesvampires]

Perhaps I ought to write an advertisement.

[1charmingangel]

"William Herondale. Seeking friendship with those that are without a heart fetish. Applications must be handed in in person."

[bitesvampires]

That sounds like it would cover most of it - although I wonder if I ought to expand it to cover all limbs and organs when not attached to a living, breathing person.

[byweavinglives]

Is it a human heart?

[bitesvampires]

As far as I'm aware. I've never paid much attention to hearts of any kind.

[byweavinglives]

Some animal hearts, I've been told, are remarkably similar. I'm sure a butcher could differentiate for you.

[bitesvampires]

I'm not that curious.

[Except he kind of it.]

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, you do like it!

[bitesvampires]

[-Oh. Oh.]

You and I must have very different definitions of 'like'.

1/2

[shall_yield_us]

Oh...

[shall_yield_us]

...you wanted it bigger.