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[bitingnightmare]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[thegoodprince]

Oh my.

That's certainly... A unique way of handling the situation.

[bitingnightmare]

Are you interested in sharing the profits?

[thegoodprince]

Oh... Not really.

[bitingnightmare]

10% discount for friends of the flavorful.

[knightbalanced]

That's practically prostitution!

[bitingnightmare]

Don't be such a prude, Skywalker.

[knightbalanced]

... I'm not a prude.

[bitingnightmare]

Then what price do you suggest for frotting?

[playstheblues]

[playstheblues]

[playstheblues]

[playstheblues]

CORINTHIAN!

[darkest0knight]

Big pimping?

[bitingnightmare]

Are you looking to bargain?

[darkest0knight]

Nah, I'm just wondering how many nights you're getting on the couch for this.

[bitingnightmare]

Give me a break, the word "penetration" is completely missing from the list.

[tinyvampiregod]

You should limit the licking area, silly.

[bitingnightmare]

Too many restrictions don't sell.

[tinyvampiregod]

Rent him by the hour?

[bitingnightmare]

Well now that's too flexible.