Oh, I still have one of these.

Carry on.

P-P-P-assed all my classes. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I am sitting in my student society office watching David Icke talk about the aliens and truly ignoring the impending final exam doom.

This is the life.

 Oh god.
I partied too hard on Friday. Now I totally do not want to study.

 Oh god. Integration. I'm in 4th year, why do I need to still do this?

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/705516.html
I stan so hard for Dr. Kaku

 Um...Christina Aguilera split up with her husband...
That's like telling me Santa is fucking dead. 

What the actual fuck. 
And holy shit, fat lady: people are asking to make conversation not because they are suspicious of your devious lifestyle. 

 I really hate proofs. I really, really hate differential proofs on rectangular slices where I miss x or something and my boundary conditions make no sense.

URG.

Gibbs can take that free energy and shove it right up his ass.