Great. My mother's off with someone else, just like my father. Apparently Peasgood says he's in love with her, but a man like him shouldn't be consorting with my motherOn another note, I have a girlfriend with the most marvellous piercings. The sex is good ( Read more... )

Bloody hangover. Bloody Lestrange, asking me questions about my mother and my father.

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Why can't people leave me alone? ARGH.
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Today, I actually accomplished more work than normal. Wonderful.

Things could be worse, I suppose. Lockhart doesn't take me seriously at times, but what else can I expect when I am an intern?

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I usually do not express my feelings in such lovesick terms, but I miss Bellatrix. I wonder when I can see her again.
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I had the unfortunate luck of reading the pathetic advice column. If it were up ( Read more... )

Well, yesterday certainly was interesting. I knew there was a reason I hang around Eleanor the DoMLE. It was nice to see everyone discuss the problems that have obviously been bothering them for so long. I stayed out of the fray thanks to a discrete Forget-Me-Now charm, however ( Read more... )

Mum and dad are off at some big Ministry event. Looks to be terribly boring, so I'm not at all disappointed to be left at home. Worried I was going to embarass you, eh, dad?

In the meantime, I've got tonnes of paperwork to do. Seems that bastard dad my father has instructed everyone in the department that I'm to have no special favours because ( Read more... )