I'm still alive and stuff.

Why do you ask?

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So, I'm having lunch with the usual gang, Len, Barry (the token white armored guy), etc... and there's the dude with a bunch of notes scattered all over his table, and he's all muttering to himself ( Read more... )

So what's up, peeps?

I would apologize for my long silence, but I imagine you all are used to it by now. I guess I'm just not a talkative internet fellow.

Anyhow, here's a few random bits to keep you up to date in the shennaigans and goings-on in the life of your favorite TIE fighter pilot.

- After much begging and pleading, Palps finally ( Read more... )

When ANTM eliminated Kari for that psycho dimwit Gina, I thought that was as bad as that show could get. I sure called the one wrong, as this week Mollie Sue got eliminated for fucking Jade! I mean, like, wtf?!? Jade is such a COW! I think she's totally a man, man! Which is why (s)he's on there, I betcha. See, they get rid of all the hawt women and ( Read more... )

Who cares if Sasha Cohen wins the gold?

The *real* question on everyone's mind is: "Who is Jeremy Roenick going to whine, er, root for now that Team Canada has been eliminated?"

Asshole.

All of you must add "twi'lek titty bars" to your interests.

Seriously...

So we're all standing there (except for Dwayne who was more laying there) freaking out, because Darth was - as far as we knew - as his way to a unpleasant rendezvous with Bespin's hot gassy surface and, well, how do you report something like that? "Well, Tarkin, yeaaaaaah... we were on leave with Vader and he just kinda... went ahead and jumped of ( Read more... )

After a hectic coupla months, we (my fellow blackbuckets and I) decided it was time to blow off steam in a place you can get piss drunk for cheap. I'm talkin' about none other than Cloud City ( Read more... )

So I go to the Hoth system for two weeks (and you folks know what a shithole that is), and I get home to find out Kyle has been eliminated from America's Next Top Model ( Read more... )