here i sit broken hearted, tryed to fart but poooooooooooped my pants!

Aug 15, 2005 22:02

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fleshinnertube August 16 2005, 06:17:49 UTC
WHO IS THIS GUY YOU ARE DATING AND WHY IS HIS ASSHOLE SO LOOSE?????

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bizarrojerry August 16 2005, 07:50:12 UTC
i really don't know. it was hilarious though, i must tell you. while we were riding the bus, he couldnt sit down, cause you know, that would cause smears. i should also add that he had shoved half of a free newspaper down his pants to try to contain it in some sort of male-tampon type scenario. he begged me to stop laughing, cause it was causing more and more of the threat of "explosions", shall we say, cause laughter is contagious i really cannot put into words how hilarious the situation was, even though he was writhing in pain and discomfort (oh god, please bus, drive faster). i will blame outback steakhouse, which is where we ate. I, however, experienced no explosive diarreah. and we shared a plate. shit, i don't know. why are there crop circles? there really isn't ever going to be a satisfactory explaination of said events. all i can say, is THANK GOD it happened, cause my lord, did i need a laugh.

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robokitten August 16 2005, 11:10:24 UTC
he sounds like a dream in shitty britches

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he.fucking.larious. bizarrojerry August 18 2005, 01:36:12 UTC
best story ever. i was also missing you. thought about calling you while i was up in la visiting the drinking buddy. i updated and i still suck. rock on! when we need to do some sort of joint collaberation. i'll mail you shit and we'll figure out stuff and it'll help me stop sucking. you in? - jen damn barnes.

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