Okay, so I first read this online quite awhile back, but it has since been shared with me by my brother, and we both still get a good laugh whenever we appropriately make the phone gesture (hand to ear) and say "You're an Asshole!" and I've pretty much decided that this is the funniest thing that I've ever come across online, I wanted to read it ( Read more... )

I was just noticing the drop-down box that remembers subject lines...I quite possibly have every one I've ever used (since this PC came under my oversight, anyway...).

I love having absolutely no idea what the context was for some of these, others I just like the sound of out of context:

<---- has bad sense of humor?
...yeeeahh... (a la "Office ( Read more... )

I'm amused, now and then, by the words of a 'friend', that are offered in iambic pent.
For some reason today, I join'd the fray, and began to partake in this bent.
Though I'm no level_head in these waters I tread, I'm willing to say I'm not bad ( Read more... )

Okay, so I wasn't there. In fact, I've never been faced with a crazy guy with a sword , and the theoretical duty of subduing and/or detaining such a person.

But fourteen shots? AND wounding your partner twice (well, potentially killing once and wounding once, rather; yes, that's much better ( Read more... )

Where is the global outrage?

The United States begins to publicly consider taking actions continually threatened unanimously by the entire U.N. Security Council for years (actions in answer to both proven and perceived threat) and months of premature protest and rabid punditry ensue.

China's Communist government threatens promises war if Taiwan ( Read more... )

I'm having trouble finding information...how embarassing...

And I just might be scarred from all the lovely pics of male underwear models (or should I say OXEN) I've been subjected to in my as-yet fruitless endeavor (well, not the fruit I'm looking for, anyway ( Read more... )

¿'Cómo has hecho', tú dices ( Read more... )

In a world where quotes by such victims of Cranial Rectumitis* as Michael Dukakis and Jermaine Jackson are considered newsworthy, it's like a breath of fresh air to see:

Python Swallows Bangladeshi Woman

Poor python. Just tryin' to get his grub on.

*Cranial Rectumitis = Head Stuck up the Ass

I knew this site was bookmarked for a reason...

“The Poles are pretty clearly the historical aggressors in the Middle Europe,” asserted Prell, a 29-year-old protestor from Fresno who last year capped a remarkable 10 year undergraduate run by collecting a B.A. in some social science he can’t remember. “For the 58 days that I have been closely ( Read more... )

My grandfather's Browning is from before 1939...I'm gonna call their historian to find out any specifics they may have for it...

I'm going to go be tested, now. Me esperan buena suerte. Gracias.