I went and saw the Breakup with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. There's a match made in heaven, unfortunately they had very little on screen chemistry. Anyways, it was alright. Kinda funny, kinda made me nostalgic for Chicago. There was some annoying random lady sitting next to me who kept asking "how did they get the cameras into our house" ( Read more... )

I'm fairly certain that the statute of limitations on belated birthday wishes can be safely drawn at one month. I have no idea how long of a time it takes to go from "playing it cool" to "starting all over, after being a jackass and not calling" with girls. Like, I kinda thought three days was the rule, but I didn't call after three days. So, ( Read more... )

http://pi.ytmnd.com/ Possibly one of the greatest things ever. Ever. I'm starting to feel better, but I'm also on my fourth carton of orange juice since this past weekend. There's a possibility that I may be getting a job at the post office that pays double what Target pays and will let me ( Read more... )

I'm still sick with the plague. That's not stopping me from going to work and infecting everyone else though, suckers. I think I'm gonna bring in a carton of OJ today though, I feel better after drinking some OJ, I'm sure that's all psychosomatic, and yet, it's still true. Yay placeboes. So yeah, as I mentioned before, Kim wrote, and that was ( Read more... )

I've pretty much decided that just being friends having a good time would be the way to go. As desperate as I am for affectionate attention I'm still not really ok with the thought of hooking up with my own daughter; no matter how much I'm sure this so-called new school of authors would endorse it. I could see Maddox writing about it now "Fuck ( Read more... )

Important to remember, brillig means 4 pm. 'Twas brillig becomes it was 4 pm. Sometimes diction is important, and by diction I mean word choice, not the one person reads while another person writes thing ( Read more... )

Yeah, I like, really badly want to go to the U of H. After doing a little research into the programs available and the surrounding area; it sounds ideal. The only problem is that I have no idea if it's feasible for me to go there, like, I don't know what the requirements are, or what the Average GRE scores/ GPAs are of recently admitted students ( Read more... )

I went up to see Santavorn last night. That was pretty fun, there wasn't actually any drinking although I had thought there would be. We hung out, went to Johnny Rocket's with his girlfriend and then watched the season finale of Lost. That was something, I had no clue what was going on, but he was very patient with me and answered my way-too- ( Read more... )

"Feel up to replacing my hand for a night ( Read more... )

Clearly the giving alcohol to kids thing that I wrote yesterday was a horrible and tasteless joke. Clearly.