Secret agent. You know it.

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.” - Chuck Palahniuk

Oh another note, I had a very "different" kind of dream last night. I was sitting on the beach with a bunch of my friends and we ( Read more... )

From talking to Todd, Tam, Linds and Bob I've noticed that there's a growing interest in Chuck Palahniuk (after me and Cait have been gushing about him for so long, it's about time), and I think that's fantastic. I recently came across his Wikipedia biography and figured I'd share this rather tragic excerpt:

The year 1999 brought great personal ( Read more... )

Hahahaha... oh my. I am having some fun this Summer...

Probably one of the best on record. Aha, if you guys only knew.
Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat. See ya.

I drtopped my phone in a hot tub. DOn't text me ever until I buy ia new phone off ebay or something. Fuck.

Still fun. haha. later.

I needed a night like that. Haha, holy shit. Wow.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to my anti-Canada song that I was singing to people down the waterfront last night.

And oh my God, why was I singing so loudly and to so many people? I have the worst voice ever.

What the fuck.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG0361azZ-8

WATCH THAT!!!

Time is never on our side. Don't let a good thing pass you by.

...LIFE!!!


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