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I got arrested last night. Unbelievable.
I'm OK though. Just a slap on the wrists for being too drunk on St Patty's day. Oh, and a $70 fine and court appearance. I didn't even do anything. Seriously. -
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Blue balls blow. -
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It's 3 AM right now and I'm pretty drunk off my ass and I'm waking up 5 hours from now and taking bottles of Stoli's, Captain's, Sunrise Tequila and SoCo to the face as I eat my morning Froot Loops. For tomorrow is Gasparilla, which is Tampa's version of Mardi Gras, and it's basically a day long 200,000 person party with fucking pirates. It's going ( Read more... ) -
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I'm going to Cancun for Spring Break FOR FREE. SOOOO excited - and that's the under-statement of the century. Holy shit.
This semester is fucking awesome already. I love Tampa and I want to impregnate women here. -
Shark Bite
I went to Shark Bar (local dive - Bobby, you've probably been) with a group of people this past Saturday, and things were cool and all until some kid randomly punched my friend Pat in the face. Not looking to get into a fight, I went up and tried to calm everybody down. Then I got punched in the face by that same kid before the bouncer broke it up ( Read more... ) -
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Hey all. I haven't written in quite some time, and I'm not about to write some lengthy "catch up" entry right now either because, quite simply, I don't have the time. Tampa is amazing basically. It's 92 degrees outside right now, and it has been in the 90s consistantly since I've gotten here. I've beached it in Clearwater and St Pete's every ( Read more... ) -
Throw Away The Key
It's remarkable how quickly your perception of someone can change.
Remarkably fucking lame. -
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...or at least I fucking should be. -
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Done.
