my band's song "my current position means nothing" is the "emo track of the day" on garageband.com today! it's funny because we don't really consider it emo, but whatever, track of the day. also, we got emo drums of the week and emo beat of the week through the 27th! what an artificial ego boost that is! my parts on the recording are oversimplified ( Read more... )

saves the day was sooooooooo tits. i creamed my pants twice or maybe five times. moneen was the shit too. i'm a happy boy and such. and i just ate some yummy taco bell. woooooooo-fuckin-hooooo!

bj

so big bro jones is coming to the chuck tonight. i'm pretty stoked because we never hung out in high school much so i guess we are making up for lost time. it's kinda sad- i've just never been a family person. that's due in part to the fact that the bulk of my family is what scientists like to call "fucked up." that's just science. regardless, if ( Read more... )

it's 2:08. i have to wake up at 7:30. i am tired and sad. i want a puppy. or my pony, shananagan. or my turtle, shelly. but preferably a puppy. the sophie kind. bed time.

i want a cigarette really badly but i am wearing my fubu pajamas which are simply unpresentable to public eyes. also, i have some wicked acid reflux but i lack the initiative to stand up and retrieve my pepcid. i am fucking super hungry as well, but if we return to my "pj" problem... well yeah, i just can't go outside. i need to bathe desperatly ( Read more... )

so it's holiday time again. i really wanna kick off this break with a big fat fucking bang and ya know what? i just might to that. i was so incredibly inebriated last night. to boot, i had an eight o'clock class this morning- and i had to go! mandatory attendence is quite the botheration. the good news is i totally made it there in time- five ( Read more... )

i can't wait to drink away by frustrations and put my inhibitions to the wind... watch out chris, i'm feeling especially frisky tonight. well i am about to dive into my second attempt at making a chicken wrap today. i tried in vain earlier- i didn't realize that the frozen chicken was in fact raw... in my defense it is very rarely raw, and the ( Read more... )

and i'm off to fail a midterm.... spring break better kick some serious anus....

too much to do, too much to worry about...can't wait till south paw night!...whenever it may be... and good news- I DO HAVE CAR INSURANCE!! woooo... i know you were all worrying, but it's all copacetic.

-bj

my head gurts. i spelled that wrong but i'm too hung over to fix it. i am on manditory for all my classes. why does drinking seem like so much fun until afterwards? bye bye.