For every invention made how much time did we save?

We're not much farther than we were in the cave.

There is a "hair" on the right side of my mouth that has become the bain of my existence. I hesitate to call it a hair because it is completely invincible unless I get inches away from the mirror, and it is hard. It bends for no one. I have come to the conclusion that a thin shard of plastic is growing out of my face. The government isn't happy ( Read more... )

I woke up at 8 o'clock today hearing my sister on the phone and the sound of a bunch of people moving around in the hallway next to my room. I opened my door to find my mom was laying on the floor halfway between in my sister's room, half in the hall and a bunch of paramedics huddled around her ( Read more... )

My babys got a heart of stone ( Read more... )

I went to bed at around 4 last night. Then I got woken up at 5 to my mom yelling at me cause the pool was empty. I forgot to pull this plunger thing up on the pool gear so the pool emptied out into my back yard. Whoops!

Since I dont have school I now can drink every night and so far I have. Its kind of disgusting, yet beautiful. Also, I have some cool sunglasses that no one will understand until I'm gone.

God damn my fuckin iPod. Every fucking couple of months there is a new fucking problem I have to deal with on this fucking thing. I lost all my music so now I'm on a downloading rampage and there some new fucking problem and I cant get songs onto the fucking iPod. Fucking god damn peice of shit. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I can't believe ( Read more... )

I feel at home when I'm at Coachella. There is something beautiful about the way it feels to have so many different kinds of people just going for a weekend to take a break from their normal life. Everyone there is in a good mood and it is infectious. The kind of atmosphere where you can freely go up to someone and ask if they have any E and ( Read more... )

I just saw a bumper sticker on this car that said "I'm Glad Mary and Joseph weren't Pro-Choice." I just thought it was funny.

she puts the weights into my little heart ( Read more... )