I was just playing a tournament on partypoker and out of over 1000 people I got 12th place. I lost to a straight flush with my full house. Fucking asse.

I played in a free poker tournament last night with 68 people and I got third place. I got a 20 dollar gift certificate to the place I played at (KO's) but it all went to the beer I drank during the tournament. Oh and I also got 80 points towards qualifying for the world poker tournament, but thats a longshot cause some guy already has 500 points ( Read more... )

I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Devastating. My life is over.

Saturday, April 29th ( Read more... )

I would like to personally thank Gwen Stefani for boogying so hard every night and day.

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
- Robert Wilensky

Google earth rocks. The world is now at my fingertips.

So I'm sitting in my car on Jackrabbit, waiting for the light to turn green so I can go left. Faintly under my music I hear this girl yelling so I turn the music down. She is screaming and crying and I have no idea whats going on, but she seems to be yelling at this guy to give her back something. It seemed like a really intense fight and I ( Read more... )

well some guy comes in looking a bit like everyone i ever seen ( Read more... )

The White Stripes were fucking amazing live. I've been thinking about my doorbell ever since.