What the hell is goin' on?  Everyone's posts are all weird and ORANGE STAR COS XXX CLICK HERE TOTALLY REAL filled with ads.  There somethin' wrong with the computers? 

Y'know, I've never went a month without shaving before. Always kept my hair at standard military length.

Guess I grow body hair a lot faster than I thought! Pretty sure I'm hairier than Max now. Guess that means I'm more manly than him! Hah!

Man, I can't wait for Thanksgiving. A whole holiday where you get to do nothing but eat food!

Hawke, Lash, either of you have any plans for Thanksgiving? Because if you don't I figured we could do something together. Or if you do maybe I could come along or somethin'. That and it'd probably be a disaster if I had to cook myself.

So, uh... What happened, exactly?  I mean, I remember the power outage, and the whole zombie thing.  I punched... one of them in the face,  and then everything went kinda blank. 

Wh-what happened?!  I woke up, and... I'm a little kid again!!  Darn it, where'd all my muscles go?!

My helmet and goggles don't even fit anymore!  This SUCKS!!!  I HATE BEING LITTLE!!

I've been here for one week now.  So far, me and Lash made a Death Fort in woodshop, I got to shoot people in Art, and I blew stuff up in Demolitions.

Hah, and I was worried this school was going to be boring!

So... this is Sumabura Gakuen, huh?

Apparently this place is some kind of fighting school.  I've always loved a good fight, and it's not like I have anything better to do. That, and I heard there are some old friends of mine attending this place.

The name's Flak. I'm a... former CO of the Black Hole army, I guess.