Who: Lucci and Usopp
What: Swimming lessons! ...Floating, whatever.
Where: The island the Straw Hats are currently on.
When: A couple days ago
Rating: PG

( I don't want your seahorse shorts, Usopp. )

Who: Lucci and George
What: ...This time they just skip to the hotel part.
Where: The island the Straw Hats are currently on.
When: A few days ago? Two or three?
Rating: NC-17

( Good kitty. )

[The camera clicks on and all that's visible is a white pigeon, standing on the keyboard and blocking the screen. After a few seconds, it hops down, revealing the men's cabin on the Thousand Sunny. There doesn't seem to be anyone there, but muted scuffling can be heard off to the left.]

[A few more seconds pass, and suddenly, what looks like a ( Read more... )

Two days into the new year and it's already looking better than the last one. That's vaguely reassuring.

Of course, we have a dog now, so things could always be better.

Be honest: Who's broken their New Year's resolutions already?

Who: Lucci and George
What: Kissing and semi-actual love triangle resolution
Where: The Aquarium Bar
When: New Year's Eve
Rating: PG-13

( And working things out instead of sitting on them and just hoping they'll get better or easier. )

No one died. No one on our side. Lots of people dead on theirs.

Robin's safe. We're all in bad shape, but we'll be okay.

Coast is clear for now. I doubt they're coming back for us.

...It's hard to type with a broken arm.

P.S. to the Marines: Merry Christmas, you sons of bitches.

I've been reserving this statement for a point low enough to deserve it: This may be shaping up to be the worst week I've had since last year.

And it's only Tuesday.

No, I'm not going to explain why, but rest assured that my week is worse than yours. If anyone would like to contest this, please feel free. I could use a good cheering up.

What does everyone want for Christmas? I suppose I might as well get it out of the way.

P.S: I don't want anything.

I've decided that I rather like this island, although this decision may be due in part to the fact that it isn't covered in marimo ( Read more... )

Who: Lucci and Sanji
What: Sex!
Where: In the bathroom on the Sunny
When: November 14th
Rating: NC-17

( I have nothing witty to say here. JUST READ IT. )