As I was wandering the Inter-Tron, something I am rather prone to do, I accidentally stumbled across an article relating to dating tips for intelligent guys.  It was an interesting read, and I realized I fell into a few of the categories, but then my brain started contemplating, something the article speaks against quite harshly.  I love all these ( Read more... )

Why are attractive people so hott? That's right; hot with two 't's. What right do they have to be so hott? Where do they get off with that? Fucking assholes ( Read more... )

Clear back in October we (Boomer, Dave, and I) came up with the concept of Spider-Dave, which what would happen if Dave ever received the powers of Spider-Man. It was highly agreed upon that Dave could not express the responsibility that Peter Parker shoulders. Boomer wrote the first verse to the theme song (sung to Spider-Man) during that car ( Read more... )

In one of my classes, we began talking about Terri Schiavo and I was asked what my thoughts on the subject were and like abortion I had none. I shouldn't have an opinion on the Schiavo case because I shouldn't even fucking know about the Schiavo case. It's a private family matter that no one else should attatch themselves to. Government ( Read more... )

WARNING: The following is simply a persona speaking. The author does not necessarily share its views. If you are entertained: good. If you are offended: even better. That oughta settle the s-o-bs. What? They read that? Ah fu-I got tired of bitching about MTV; Long story short, it’s a crack addicted baby that should have been aborted long ( Read more... )

First and foremost, Spidey will be facing none other than Sandman in the form of Thomas Hayden Church in Spider-Man 3.

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Does anyone remember that show Hanging With Mr. Cooper starring none other than Mark Curry? It was kind of like that other self-titled show Sinbad did called Sinbad. Not the one with the shirtless white guy who sailed ( Read more... )

Sugar free Jello, much like decaf coffee, has me asking the question, "What the hell is the point?" Without sugar it's just a colored blob that somehow tastes like cardboard. I don't know how it pulls that off; it must be magic. Jello magic. Isn't sugar free Jello the same thing they use for breast implants? I've seen them before and they do ( Read more... )

Brit Lit

Student- Do you know how some women fake orgasms?

Instructor-  No.

Instructor- Odyssius is the ultimate D.A.R.E. officer.  Just say no to the lotus.

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Daredevil has two handicaps: being blind and Catholic.  I'm not sure which one is worse.

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Those damn fairies and their frolicking.  Always with the frolicking.  You would ( Read more... )

Go read this Sin City review now; it's great.  There's a few spoilers, nothing major if you've read the books ( Read more... )

The need of and specificity to a certain subject and/or objectification to it compromises all encompassing emotions of brilliance and postpartum depression. The clarification of known animosity toward distinct abdictation coerces those of divine unorthodox paradigm to not only re-emplify but also supplies a succinct modulation of deviance ( Read more... )