Better than an enema

[black_magnolia]

I'm just going to go ahead and give up on paragraph structure right now and list any interesting things that come to mind from the past couple of days...

-I was on the phone with my mom the other day...
Mom: "OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THE NOTEBOOK!??"
Me: "...no."
Mom: "If you can watch that movie without crying, you're not human." [goes on to

Comments

[camac]

You're mom seems to be moving on to the senile way of talking of a grandma.

[black_magnolia]

hah... which is sad because she's only 44

it was pretty hilarious in that fucked-up sorta way

[beneatscrayons]

"Basically, I'm annoyed because I require attention and distractions on a constant basis so as not to not be consumed in my own thoughts, but being around people too much kind of annoys me too, so it's a beautifully tragic Catch-22."

Guess what, you're stuck with me M Ffffer!!!

[black_magnolia]

DAMMIT, I DEMAND YOU UNSTAPLE YOURSELF FROM MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!!

No, seriously, you're like my only real totallybff4ever within a 500 mile radius. If we were in middle school, I'd scribble it all over the bathroom walls.

[___postcardss]

.......i write who my bffs are on the bathroom walls and im in high school.

[manga_manga_man]

Wow, if my mom started talking about enemas, i don't know if i'd die laughing or be scarred for life. Hopefully not both.

Hmm... you could go find some pirate treasure. or rob a bank. Or find some pirate treasure in a bank which is being robbed.

Aww. I love you, and like hanging out with you. Come hang out with me, and we can be unbored together!

Those songs...

You're right Alabama sux big time.

[black_magnolia]

sorry, i have to go make a portrait of myself out of letters because I'm an art major. Note: I didn't say "artist", I said "art major". (School projects should rarely be considered part of one's art)

but I'll get back to you. I really need to know how Sagura magically didn't get exploded. For my sanity. For the world.

[bluevenuscries]

oh shit! you havent done your portrait either. hahahaha.
this is probably the most ridiculous assignment ive ever gotten. EVER. FUCKING EVER.
i should probably consider working on it.

oh yes(in a snotty, congested british accent), ive wanted to ask... what is this "emo" of that you speak?

[black_magnolia]

it's emo-improv time!

the undying pain that burns at the nucleus of my soul's atoms
otherworldly nostalgia from a love lost
the burning torment of the condescending glare of what was and never will be
looking down upon me - taunting me,
making me accept the truth of that which I've so denied
all of this horrendous and tragic time
so i live... and so I die
a heart once broken, a heart once denied!
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...THAT EMO ENOUGH FOR YA'?

[___postcardss]

ive been thinking about looking at the same sex.. if i turn, you want to turn with me?

[black_magnolia]

you know I've always been a closet fag for you, baby