new jersey, new york, bryan, spring break, marissa, pictures

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  • we will now take a break for station identification

    black_magnolia Mar 28, 2006 14:16

    POLL TIME!!!
    For those of you who know, on a level of 1-10, how much do you fear for your life when I'm woken up?
    I've heard about me doing some things I don't even remember
    but no, seriously, I'm just curious...

    In order to pass the time I take so much for granted, here's some useless crap: )
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  • Sorry, I'm currently in an alternate demention. Please leave a message.

    black_magnolia Mar 25, 2006 13:03

    yo guys, whassup

    I spent 23 hours in a bus
  • Let a guy in Atlanta borrow my phone to call his girlfriend after demanding that he not steal it. He'd gotten held up at gunpoint in Texas and all his money got stolen. I only knew he was being serious because he didn't initially start telling me his sob story until after the fact and issued it as more ( Read more... )
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  • Connect-the-dots

    black_magnolia Mar 23, 2006 18:50

    Me, 22 hours, and a Greyhound bus ( Read more... )
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  • Sometimes potatos get thrown in fits of anger (my carpet's a mess)

    black_magnolia Mar 23, 2006 03:40

    I'm officially updating from my house. I can now steal the internet comfortably at home. Given the connection is pretty crappy, but hey - it works ( Read more... )
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  • My LJ is 4 years old... I feel like that's important for some reason.

    black_magnolia Mar 15, 2006 19:28

    This just occured to me: I was just reading some random article about rebuilding the World Trade Centers and it struck me that they're going to be rebuilding them over Ground Zero. This sounds like a perfectly logical course of action, unless of course, you've seen as many horror movies as I have. Think about it. A few thousand people died ( Read more... )

    politics, pictures

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  • Fun with fonts and random bouts of melancholy

    black_magnolia Mar 13, 2006 00:38

    There's a font called "Eccentric STD".
    ...
    hahah!! Ohhhh shit, middle school humor!!

    I've been working on this ridiculous fucking project for way too long. It's also giving me way too much time to think and it keeps making me feel more and more like shit.

    agentkitty4894's Daily Libra Forecast
    "A creative area of your life will grow to dominate ( Read more... )
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  • Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

    black_magnolia Mar 09, 2006 17:05

    My dad keeps continually crushing my hopes and dreams with his logic. He told me today that if after I graduated I wanted to move back in there rent-free and save up money for a year or two until I could move, they would buy me a new car. Honestly, I like my car. It's a great car and it takes me places. God knows, it does. That car loves me and I ( Read more... )

    wind, jobs, storms

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  • "SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATASS. YOU'RE FAT!"

    black_magnolia Mar 08, 2006 02:39

    Ian and Corey are, in and of themselves, condensed mayhem ( Read more... )

    school

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  • Better than an enema

    black_magnolia Mar 05, 2006 17:46

    I'm just going to go ahead and give up on paragraph structure right now and list any interesting things that come to mind from the past couple of days...

    -I was on the phone with my mom the other day...
    Mom: "OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THE NOTEBOOK!??"
    Me: "...no."
    Mom: "If you can watch that movie without crying, you're not human." [goes on to ( Read more... )

    work, enemas

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