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[black_magnolia]

yo guys, whassup

I spent 23 hours in a bus

Let a guy in Atlanta borrow my phone to call his girlfriend after demanding that he not steal it. He'd gotten held up at gunpoint in Texas and all his money got stolen. I only knew he was being serious because he didn't initially start telling me his sob story until after the fact and issued it as more

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[firetoflame]

Fuck the police.
What are you doing in Jersey?

[black_magnolia]

Haaaahh, I was really hoping I'd get that response from at least one person.

but no seriously, sometimes you realize you just need to buy a bus ticket and skip town for a week (I drove last year). i have a few friends up here though. i'll explain one day when you're older.

or when I get back.

[bluevenuscries]

i didnt complete my paper.

and i didnt call. but i did think of you.

i also bet bob didnt know what he was talking about.

[black_magnolia]

have you ever seen Pecker? i watched it today and thought "kathy".

good job on the paper.

[ohmetalheart]

BURN THAT MOTHER DOWN.
-ian

[dominoparker]

I'm convinced that Asian people's sole purpose is to be cute. That's it, just to be cute.

[camac]

Awesome adventures. I did something similar although much more boring. One day a couple of weeks ago called in sick and left town, didn't come back for a week. So yeah.. looking for a new job now. Hope you enjoy your wacky adventures.

[black_magnolia]

it's the only way to go!