If you have a pool, you should let me go swimming in it.

Molly and I have become pool-hoppers. Our goal is a different pool every day. But we can't do it without you!

Songs That Arn't Really Very Good But Totally Awesome Anyway

Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper
The Waitresses - I Know What Boys Like
Neil Diamond - Coming To America

More to come, perhaps?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 ( Read more... )

This town. It's mayonaise. No seriously. When you drive in from out of town, you can see the pollution smeared across the horizon. Adrian compared it to a layer of mayonaise. It really does feel and sort of look like that...you can breathe in the thickness of the air. I wonder if the air actually has calories. I felt like I was swimming all ( Read more... )

So Tuesday in Public Speaking, I learned that Alan Greenspan's wife has comically large breasts. It's pretty much the first thing I've learned in college. I mean, they are huge, totally disproportionate to her body and far exceeding the limit of attractively large. They're the kind that you just feel like you have to call them "knockers." She ( Read more... )

So I spilled soda on my computer mouse. The irony is that I spilled it while I was cleaning! The mess was caused by the attempt to clean! What a world! It was broken, so I bought a new one, but now the old one works! Wacky ( Read more... )

( Gah )

And now let's dive into Helen's mailbox ( Read more... )

( Would you care for some tasty MOVIE? )

As you may have noticed, I don't update a lot, and I don't write about anything, really. Feel free to take me off your friendslist if you're sick of my stupid crap showing up on your friends page. I'm going to write another installment of Ask Helen Of Troy. It would be great if you commented with a problem for her to answer. That would be ( Read more... )