IN case you didn't know this, Lisa is now and forevermore, in the eyes of the laws of man and god, able to hold her head high in establishments of less than savory spirits. A dubious honor, but an honor none the less.

Congratulations on making it to 21 Lisa!! Happy Birthday!

By the way, you still can't rent a car.

Now you can look forward to

Thanks Aiko, Alithea, and Roomie for ringing in my birthday!

Thanks Lisa, Danny, Paul, Kellie, Mom, Gaby, Paul Bader, Ashleigh, Crystal, Aaron, and last but never least Heather for the happy birthday wishes!!

It's official, I made it through my twenties without dying. Come over saturday to celebrate with me!

BTW... if i am not returning calls or texts, it's not that I don't totally love you, it's just that payday came and went without the requisite paycheck. In my economic landscape this translates roughly into my phone bill going unpaid.

However, I am reachable on here or e-mail me jboten00@hotmail.com

Let's get the planning committee together!

Today my body is hell of sore. It is screaming like the lambs during the slaughter. It feels like Dresden circa 1945. Would you like to know more?

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400 bucks for a round trip ticket to Savannah.

Tickets are still available for the second night of Nick Cave. September 23rd. Showbox sodo. $40.00 adv ( Read more... )

It appears that the fine for not wearing a helmet while riding a bicycle in issaquah is $250. That seems pretty fucking ridiculous. I mean, i can see cars and motorbikes and scoots and pretty much any other state licensed motor vehicle, but seriously? Mandatory bicycle helmets? Fuck you issaquah ( Read more... )

Ok, look, I know i am bordering on post flurry here, but i have to gush about this real quick...

Frank Black's Black Letter Days is REALLY GOOD. It's my current favorite album.