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[blackenedchaos]

[Slightly forward dated to take place around the same time as the post that will later come from Vash.]

[Yuber's first clue that something was wrong should have come with the fact that he woke up. The demon doesn't normally sleep, so that should have been a clue

Comments

[pathtoseele]

Why?

[iamnotvash]

They deserve it for this. [Not that he's going to say which embarrassment makes them deserving.]

[pathtoseele]

What happened?

[iamnotvash]

A stupid experiment, that's what.

[Yeah, like he's gonna say he's stuck in an idiot's body now.]

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[isagodslayer]

[What. Did she just hear that right? Vash was already acting odd the last time she saw him, but that... Someone like him shouting about killing someone, even if it's the Malnosso? That's just... that does not compute. At all.]

Vash...?

[She's tempted to go check on this herself, but she's... not really near the village at the moment, unfortunately.

...Do the personality changes caused by this experiment worsen over time or something...?]

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[iamnotvash]

[Grrr, he did not like being called the name of a pathetic idiot who cannot kill. And especially by another pathetic human.]

What do you want?

[Voice]

[isagodslayer]

[And she's getting kind of sick of having to act like this. He'll have to get used to it.

...But man, that tone is even more hostile than last time. Yikes.]

Um... Did something happen?

[It's either that or another effect of the experiment... or both. Hm.]

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[iamnotvash]

[He was already mad enough at Nu's supposed lack of memories and personality change since he hadn't figured out yet it was indeed a body swap, though the idea is coming more closely to mind with him ending up in Vash's body.]

When aren't the Malnosso doing something worthy of their demise?

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[mountain_sage]

…Frank? What troubles you?

[From what little Saleh has seen of the pacifist, Vash seems prone to many mood swings. Still, this is one of many angry outbursts that catches his attention.]

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

[Frank? Who the hell was that? Wasn't this idiot's name Vash?]

I'm not Frank.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...?

Frank...that was the name you gave me when we met.

[Or rather, that was the name that the real Vash gave him. Cue confusion on so many levels.]

...Do you have a different name?

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

Yeah, well I was an idiot and forgot what my name was. It's actually Nami.

[Of course that's fake too, but may as well annoy a few more people.]

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Get in line, Broom Head.

... And what's gotten you riled now?

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

My head is not a broom!

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[... of all the things you could focus on. Sanji blinks]

You wanna be a mop instead?

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[iamnotvash]

[That's because Yuber may as well do something with this and make Vash's life miserable later, and giving it away right off won't make that work.]

I'd rather not be an inanimate object!

[after_march]

[April is carrying something that looks like a radio receiver through the village today. She wants to take it for a test run. And she waves in a friendly way to Vash, although it's kind of awkward seeing him after all of the craziness of Halloween.]

Hey, Vash.

[iamnotvash]

[And "Vash" just keeps on walking because he isn't going to answer to that idiot's name and doesn't even know how to correctly respond to human greetings like that.

Sorry April, but feel free to try and get "Vash"'s attention some more.]

[after_march]

[Oh, she will, because she's been worried about you, Vash. She turns and hurries to catch up to the guy, laying a hand on his arm.]

Uh, are we at the awkward "let's not acknowledge each other like civilized people" stage of friendship now? It's me, April. Remember how you almost gave me a heart attack?

[iamnotvash]

[Yeah, and well, "Vash" doesn't have a clue who you are.]

No, I don't remember a pathetic human like you.