The other day i was at work, and there was a guy who was waiting to be served ( Read more... )

OK IM VERY FUCKED OFF

thats it right now im calling my FUCKin homies
and we are gonna SORT some shit out!!!

who should i call ...??
hmm

who else...

the sugar HILL GANG


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ok here it is by popular demand...
ninja is not in the costume tho..
its in the head...
and in the heart...

very few of you will become true ninjas...


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KJ'S QUEST FOR MILK BEGAN AT APPROX 8:30 Sunday 13th June
We were all out....
and i was thirsty......

SMS TO EM:
R u down glenferrie by any chance

REPLY:
no why?

SMS TO EM:
oh 1 i thought i saw u and 2 we are out of milk

failure #1 SMS FROM NADINE ( Read more... )

COMING SOON


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UPDATE: TRUTH BE TOLD I would like to say to Harry, a.k.a small working girl ( Read more... )

OK ALL YOU BALL LICKERSSSS!!

Remember how i said i was on neighbours some time ago?
ANNNDDD
remember how NONE of u really beleived me

welll m0f0s....
i was asked to go to drinks with some of the crew the other night..
and i thought
fuck it
ill prove once and for all...


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Its as ive always said...

Her imperfections, are what makes her perfect....

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." -- William M. Thackeray

Its never good when u can pinpoint all your friends problems ( Read more... )