I'm going to stab the next anti-Micro$$$oft rebel who complains relentlessly about IE and mentions how awesome Firefox is in the face ( Read more... )

I fucking love Something Awful.


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This one's for Jared ( Read more... )

Thanks to Mr Mac's drinking habits we learned an important lesson today; glass does not bend, it shatters. Yes, for some reason he decided to show us how he could bend a glass rod and unsurpisingly it shattered spraying glass all over the front of the room.

Ilia has officially returned to the motherland.

Myself and Matty G have long suspected Mr. Mac (science faculty) was a boozehound. Nothing personal against him, I love the guy, but we can't ignore the overwhelming evidence ( Read more... )

Totally aced the school issued survey (questions are from memory so are probably not 100% accurate).

I discuss my results at school with my family
Answer: Strongly Disagree
Comment: My parents don't love me.

Boys and girls are given equal opportunities in course selection
Answer: Agree
Comment: Girls can do cooking and sewing.

School facilities ( Read more... )

This should have been done long ago.


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Everyone at the table should recognise this:


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Hymn of the Russian Federation (English translation)

Russia-our blessed country,
Russia-our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory -
Is your inheritance for all time!

ChorusBe glorious, our free Fatherland ( Read more... )