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Last night my dog Mystique had her puppies finally. My mom called me at Liz's saying "Oh she's going into labor, she's having contractions, she's gunna have them!" like four days ago, so I stayed with her for the most part instead of heading to Liz's house like I do. Each day me and Liz would feel the lil'uns movin around in her, and she would ( Read more... )

Me go sleep in lil bit soon. Me go to bigger shitty town with Liz-Liz when sun reach high sky. Maybe me bum 'nother spicy chicken sandwich tomorrow, yum yum. Duck Tales Woo-OoO!

Damn 12:00 is early to wake up....I always gotta pick up Liz from work, not that I have a car. Now she's getting mad and pinching me really really hard...OW! And my dog is really getting on my last nerve, the pregnant whore, and here she is

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Even my girlfriend has a job and I don't, seems like I'll be sucking my momma's titty until I start growing some of my own. What to do now since I had to come home early for once, but I forgive you Liz.

been sick, feel better now, this time it seems like it'll stay that way...puh-raise tha lord! if it wasn't for my damn dog I could go to lizzie's already, but she'll get out of the house as soon as I leave and probably go n get screwed again, I would've put a picture of her up, but "it has to be 100x100 pixels" how the hell do ya shrink it dammit ( Read more... )

First time doing this thing, I don't know what's what or how to do it.....meh