...but I'm finally making a post. Maybe I'll keep up with this again. Maybe I'll get lazy and this will be my last post for another two years or so. Either way, I'm bored and MySpace has ceased to be amusing for the time being. I wonder if anyone will actually read this?

Emily: I hate history. I wish I could just take one of those lazer memory-erasers from Men in Black and we could delete our memories every decade.

Me: Yeah, but then we'd never have a chance to learn from our mistakes, and blah blah blah....

Emily: Yeah, but in a decade we'd forget why we were fighting!

So in other news, being 20 sucks when you take ( Read more... )

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happy 420, bitches!

I was going to post a continuation of mine and Austin's rant on religion. Then I realized that I am a lazy fuck and all momentum was lost. It's nothing you all probably haven't heard before anyway, and if you're curious enough because I haven't made my beliefs clear enough already, let me sum it up for ya: Organized religion sucks.

So here I sit. In the student center. I can feel my skin wasting away from my poor, frail little bones as I wait not quite so patiently for Emily to finish her work so we can go eat. If you're reading this, Emily, know now that I am holding a grudge because of this.

If you are not Emily and still reading, make note: my patience is practically non ( Read more... )

I LOVE Thursday nights. I just hate cleaning up Friday mornings :(

In an incredibly late update, I would like to share with all of you that my birthday was indeed awesome. Thanks to all who contributed to the awesomeness :)

PS ~ Sara, I never got to thank you for calling me, I cry your pardon. I was rather drunk/stoned for a few days straight, and my memory wasn't quite up to par...

Exactly one more year until I can legally get drunk...

Public Service Announcement: You all need to read the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Do it. NOW!!!

And now, with that out of the way, we shall move onto other things. I went to court -- again -- tonight. This has been my first time in the Cherry Hill court system, so I can add that one onto the list that already includes Marlton and ( Read more... )