Okay, this is pretty much pointless, but I seem to have developed a new line in Surrealist Rapping. Really, check these, ahem, phat rymes out.

Oh, and note: This isn't serious rap. At all.

(Coming back after someone took a shot at a typo I made)

My spelling went and took a hit,
Even in clone school I failed at it,
Never went to English, took Sniping ( Read more... )

Well, it's been an eventful week out in Glasgow and Dublin with my Mum and bro ( Read more... )

I does. It's nummy ( Read more... )

Okay...something's going on here. It's fair game that I'm doing what I can to keep myself in shape, after all, I'm not a fan of my arse as it is, but there are limits ( Read more... )

Just so y'all know, I'm now back home for, well, about three months, so if anything seems to be going down, let me know and I'll do my best to show up.

I'm hooooooome! X3

So...yes, just when you thought we were all set to drown from rising sea levels, axphyxiate from Carbon polluting the air like so much gaseous wholemeal bread, or get shot/blown up/stabbed by any number of the enthnic minorities within our own county, we find out that we're all about to get nuked instead ( Read more... )

Indeed. Yesterday, I did something bad, downloading things I really should have paid for, and within the next 30 Hours, my tech life has gone up the creek ( Read more... )

Hey dude/Almighty,

Just a quick note...

...random, topless and rather cute guys coming to my door with a chocolate cake and a need to borrow a corkscrew are very much appreciated But just a personal preference next time, could you send one with no chest hair?

Ta muchly,

Vin

I am -so- considering doing this for my birthday.

I don't believe it. Last night was perfect example of socially inconsiderate sex. I'm in the room furthest away from theirs, and I could still hear them, banging away like rabbits on an MDMA overdose. It was insane! We were yelling and banging on the walls to make them shut up, but they didn't care ( Read more... )