drunk again

[blacktron_pimp]

i almost forgot! yesterday, some asshole kid threw a really messy tray full of shitty mixed food through the dishroom window, and i DIVED through after him. i fucking flew through that small metal window headfirst, hit the ground, rolled, and shouted "HEY! GET BACK HERE

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[etherealprimate]

How did you like your "DONG!" phone calls?

Knock knock

[etherealprimate]

Whose there?

[etherealprimate]

Dongs!

hahaha

[blacktron_pimp]

i loved those messages!

[anonymous]

the fiercest!

[defy_apathy]

do you work at the dining commons?

its a pretty sweet deal!

[blacktron_pimp]

at cmu? fuck no. i have enough of cafeteria bullshit in the summer to last me all year long.

actually, the main reason i didnt work the dining commons is cause they wanted me to be a regular bitch worker . . . and i spent so damn long being a manager, i was like fuck that noise!

so instead i make pizzas, and get shat on by my boss who is one year older than me.

[sedjmier]

fucker
you never call me to hang out
damn you jonny
i'm not that bad of a person
I'll just slit your throat
though I'd sew it shut again
after I get my revenge
kidding of course
seriously call though