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holy shit you guys
I forgot this even existed, I'm not even kidding
What the fuck is wrong with me and my life
I'm in grad school why am I even here
I'm so drunk right now I can't even work the caps button or guitar hero, and that's pretty bad
I am wearing nothing but a jockstrap and I live with 6 other men, i dont think they are going to be as excited about it as me
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Urge to Kill Rising
The way CMU's email is set up makes me want to kill myself and everyone around me ( Read more... ) -
Angry about Porn
I don't remember posting that last entry, but that isn't much of a surprise; in all fairness I don't remember lots of things about the past week, which is really for the best.
Today I learned that it doesn't matter how much I shout when I'm watching bad porn, it just doesn't get any betterThings that I yelled about loud enough for my neighbors ( Read more... ) -
Too drunk to function
I am too drunk to function, so of course I'm going to post in my LJ ( Read more... ) -
Really, who the fuck let me into grad school?
Words I can't spell, on a consistent basis (II ( Read more... ) -
Lesson for the day: warming lube
man, that shit gets everywhere.
especially if you leave it open next to, say, your computer. for some reason. -
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ( Read more... ) -
fuck columbus day.
fuck columbus day. fuck this holiday in its stupid columbusy asshole.
all the banks are closed, mail doesnt run, the financial aide offices are closed, but i still have to do stuff? fuck that.
worst holiday ever. -
perhaps fuzzy bunny slippers, but only because they make my feet all sweatty
so, grad school is pretty much a really hard thing to do ( Read more... ) -
you damn kids, get off my lawn
so at work now i wear a knee brace, like some damn mexican porno star. i think the next stage is to get a big, thick wooden cane called the "man-hammer" and wave it threateningly any time the kids give me shit ( Read more... )