HEY ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT (ALMOST) ISit is (almost) time for the canoe trip ( Read more... )

some of the drunken antics surrounding daves wedding include ( Read more... )

one wedding down, two more left- one this saturday, and one saturday after that ( Read more... )

yesterday i spent 5 hours in the library catching up on 10 years of comic book history in the marvel universe. it seems that the world of comics is sucking me back into its warm fold once more ( Read more... )

so on friday night i was kicking around downtown traverse city with a bunch of my little brothers friends, which is already kind of weird because he wasnt there and im like 6 years older than them. then someone gets the bright idea that we should start freestyle climbing the buildings in downtown TC, and instead of being all like "thats ( Read more... )

guess who graduated, bitches?

guess.

go on, do it.

it was me.
(this guy.)

i did.

apparently if you just keep showing up for long enough (read: 6 years) they give you a diploma.

so, after a year and a half of work (okay, mostly just procrastination), two straight days of typing, and two straight nights of partying, i finally get my paper done like 3 hours before the due deadline ONLY TO FIND THAT I CANT FUCKING PUT THE TABLES IN THE PAPER ARRGHJKLSEFJASEWEFNFNJDFJKL ( Read more... )

funny thing: russ doesnt care that i tell everyone i know about his penis problems- in fact, he thinks its funny- but as soon as i start talking about the new dick showing move i invented and his girlfriend can hear he gets super embarrassed. i dont know why, the girl has seen my balls at a number of parties and water functions (as is the case with ( Read more... )

the panic has not set in yet, but im sure it will. probably right around wednesday night. then will come a flurry of work, woe and self pity as i scramble to finish The Paper that has been a year and a half in the making ( Read more... )

superhero drunk: (adj ( Read more... )