longest most horribly boring ceremony in the history of the entire world.

[blacktron_pimp]

guess who graduated, bitches?

guess.

go on, do it.

it was me.
(this guy.)

i did.

apparently if you just keep showing up for long enough (read: 6 years) they give you a diploma.

Comments

Con-grad-u-fuck-u-lations

[usexpat]

Seriously, good job... BUT if you spent one MORE year and took 7 years to finish I could use this joke.

"Lot's of people go to College for 7 years. They're called doctors."

[blacktron_pimp]

i thought about taking an extra year for that exact reason!

[buggernaut]

Righteous. What's next? Sticking around Mt. P to get your Masters?

[blacktron_pimp]

god i hope not. but maybe.
i didnt meet any of the qualifications for grad school except the 500 page letter, so we'll see what happens. but i dont really want to be here anymore- maybe ill go to EMU.

[blacktron_pimp]

ta dude :)

[defy_apathy]

congrats, dude! i think this calls for some celebratory hot tub action.

[blacktron_pimp]

fo sho. theres always an excuse for that. this one is just a better excuse than normal.

[findingmelmo]

AWESOME. That must be exciting to be moving on. Any specific plans?

survey says:

[blacktron_pimp]

no.