you damn kids, get off my lawn

[blacktron_pimp]

so at work now i wear a knee brace, like some damn mexican porno star. i think the next stage is to get a big, thick wooden cane called the "man-hammer" and wave it threateningly any time the kids give me shit

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I'm an asshole

[artnelvis]

Hi! I just realized that you totally don't spell your name with an "h". I roll my eyes when somebody puts an "i" at the end of my name, and ammit, I should know better.

dont be silly : )

[blacktron_pimp]

such minor contrivances have never bothered me. youre coming down, you say? you should hit me up on my cell phone, #231-392-2732.
i work a lot, but i will have some time in the evenings to hang.

[pepperthemonkey]

Sometimes when I am stressed and nervous, I like to rub my balls and then smell them. It helps.