im back.

the memories of last night are somewhat vauge, but i seem to recall skipping down the street arm in arm with my brother and my step cousins, loudly shouting a song about fucking the french and how they lick our balls ( Read more... )

well. that was one of the strangest weeks of my entire life ( Read more... )

The rules ( Read more... )

not many girls can handle the fakie-mangina to fruit bowl and still see me as an object of sexual attraction. object of humor, yes. object of ridicule, certianly. prospective boyfriend? yeah fucking right. its like i can see the words "oh my god, hes gonna show my dad the freckle on his dick" in their eyes every time the belt comes off ( Read more... )

so bob saw this thing on tv about circumcision, and now hes all telling me that i dont have any sensitivity in my cock and sooner or later, the head of my penis will erode into a dry, leathery nub simply because im cut. supposedly the foreskin acts like a dick sheath that both protects and pleasures- much like pamela anderson in "barb wire ( Read more... )

holy crap dude ( Read more... )

yesterday was weird, but in a totally good way. which is weird. but good.

i cant wait untill tommorow nite . . . but i need a purse, or something. or a little baggette, to carry around my other shoes in. and my glasses. and my (read: toby's) makeup.

in case anyone is not aware of it, im going to jen's 80's party dressed as a rocky horror ( Read more... )

how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

lets go ride bicycles!!!

( my day )

balls deep in an 8 hour library stint right now, not counting the much appreciated dorm dinner break provided by rachel ( Read more... )