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[blackulahunter]

Man, and I thought Louisiana was creepy enough before, but I'm down here now with Rummy, Pip and Dorochet, and this little weirdass town tops the charts. It has lots of mom and pop shops, a farmer's market and other stuff like... like barber shops, but the place is crawling with vampires. And I'm talking literally! We got the power going to this

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[cinnamonxbuns]

The south blows, dood.

[blackulahunter]

And now that it's got vampires, it sucks, too.

[ihatesoccer]

Vampires are stupid. They don't do anything right. And they can't even eat food. Stupid.

[blackulahunter]

...Well, they can eat. Just not the sort of food people might prefer they eat.

[honestly_abe]

A town filled with vampires? Man, I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Louisiana.

[blackulahunter]

Well, your town might have one or two. You never know.

[not_a_bumblebee]

The souths is brutal. Once we goed there, and I gets a sunburn. And Mash Potato Johnson telled us that once there was this guy, and this other guy killeds him cause he dids you-know-what with his wife, and then that guy he comes back as a gost and kills the guy what killeds him, and hanged his intestins all over a tree! And that's how they inventeds the blues. Uh...I thinks.

[blackulahunter]

Were you on drugs at the time?